Running pickup lines

These were the most popular running pickup lines, as chosen by a contest at the Nog Run Club.

10. "Why don't you come in and let me show you my race bib collection?"
9. "I always keep a cooler of Gatorade Endurance Formula right by the bed."
8. "My Polar S-410 shows that you already have me within 90% of my MHR."
7. "I have an idea what we can do with these extra Gu packets."
6. "I'm supposed to vary my aerobic activities during my taper."
5. "Want to help me remove my Nip-Guards?"
4. "I can see by your Garmin Forerunner 201 that you already know the route to my heart."
3. "I'm already covered in Body Glide!"
2. "That Nike Dri-Fit tech running outfit with the Most-Flex collar and Tru-Give, expandable side breathe-through gusset panels would look great tossed on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning."
(tie)
1. "Hi, I work at Fleet Feet Raleigh!"
1. "Hi, I'm the North Carolina Roadrunners Club president!"